The NHL season FINALLY kicked off Wednesday night, and since then I’ve been lying on my couch in a hockey induced coma at night, occasionally getting up to say some very bad words that send my dog and some of my more timid family members scrambling for cover. They say nothing teaches new words quite like a game of scrabble but I say whoever said that never watched a hockey game with me.
There were some inventive curses being thrown around last night I’ll tell you, as the Avs collapsed in their season opener against Minnesota. Just typing that makes me angry. I hate the Wild, have I mentioned that? As they were losing, a few thoughts occurred to me.
-Two years ago the Avs would have found a way to close that game out.
-Varlamov let in five very saveable goals on 30 shots, and looked quite human. I hope that’s not an omen.
-As soon as the Wild scored to make it 4-2 I wasn’t wondering how the Avs were going to bounce back. I was wondering how they were going to manage to screw this one up. A sign of how bad they’ve been recently, I suppose.
-The Avs are nastier, and they scored as many goals as they scored all last season against the Wild, so there’s that.
-Matt Duchene needed to be better, but for that he’ll have to develop some better chemistry with his linemates.
-The Avs and their fans should start a petition to stop opening the season against the Wild. Ceasing to play them altogether would be nice, but let’s start small and work our way up.
Anyway, the Avs looked awful in the third, but for one or two glorious periods they looked like the team that won the division in 2013-14. I liked that team. Maybe next time they come back they can stay a while.
Oh, and the Jets won last night, so it’s not all doom and gloom. A 6-2 win to start the season? Yeah, I like that as opening night’s goal. That they had six different goal scorers was encouraging. The best part? The Jets are deep enough that none of those six could score tonight and you’d still have enough offensive options left (Perreault, Ladd, Little, Ehlers) to beat New Jersey.
That’s all for this week. If anybody needs me, I’ll be watching hockey most likely, overdosing on the game I love after so long away from it. Until next time, keep those skates sharp!